Join Us!

Have you always been unpopular?
Never quite fit in?
Do you wany to fire guns?
Wish to bully your way through?
Then we’re the group for you –
We’ll even pay you a bonus,
Quite a hefty one.
We’ll give you a fancy uniform:
A bullet-proof vest, jack boots,
And a mask to hide your face.
You’ll never be alone,
Now part of a powerful gang,
Pursuing all undesirables –
Whether with cause or not.
We have no qualifications,
No job requirements,
Except a desire to be rough
And tough and uncaring,
To teach them all a lesson,
All those thems who are not us.
And if one of them should die?
Too bad, we’ve got your back.
We’ll offer up excuses and
Blame the one you shot.
Are you cruel and heartless,
Obsessed with your own
Power and superiority?
Do you want to keep all of 
“Them” in their place?
Then come join us,
Join ICE, the place where
You belong.